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aduhm:

madskittlez29:

I’d rather…

Party like a Time Lord

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Dress like a consulting detective

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Eat like an Angel of the Lord

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And own my life like Robert Downey Jr

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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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harrystylesdildo:

When you see your friend about to be dragged

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thaibrator:

mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight

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TITLE: Alien (Raw Vocals)
ARTIST: Britney Spears
ALBUM: Britney Jean
PLAYED: 61600 Plays

yoncevevo:

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for those of you who doubt Britney Spears’ ability to hold a note this will SURELY put you in your place

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